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Thursday
Nov092006

I kid you not

Driving home from my mom's house last night, we rounded the corner, counting the last of the Halloween pumpkins not yet completely chewed up by squirrels or bashed by 'tweens, and there it was:

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That's right. Some over-achieving, chronically bored, obsessively organized person has already dug out, decorated and displayed their Christmas tree.  We haven't even finished all the Halloween candy yet (amazingly, but still).

People, please. Can a family celebrate one holiday before jumping on the next?  This is really crazy, right? Right?

If you are one of those folks who doesn't think this is crazy, please drop your bubble lights, get in your car immediately, hop the expressway to Chicago,  exit at the nearest Container Store and then make your way to my pantry tout de suite.


Photo credit: I was too stunned (and too busy bitching about people who prematurely decorate) to grab for my own camera. Even if I actually had the presence of mind to reach for it, I am pretty sure I would've had to dig around the diaper bag for at least five minutes before I actually put my hands on it to snap a pic. Thankfully, the royalty-free photogs thrive on disorganization like my own.

Christmas Tree LIghting Effect by Paige Foster / www.sxc.hu

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Wednesday
Nov082006

More Brit babble (you know you want it)

Oh hell yes, I am all over this latest celebreakity. 

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I think I actually squealed out loud when I logged on last night in between election updates and read this Brit bit.  I promise not to go on and on and on (as per normal). Jump ovah here to get my quick take on the end of the
Chaotic.

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Wednesday
Nov082006

PC-Brit sez buh-bye

All I can say about this latest celebreakity is:

 

Oh. Thank. God.

 

 

I hope someone – your BFF, your clearly over-worked publicist, your mama – had a good, old fashioned heart-to-heart with you and that losing Fed-Ex (doesn’t that just make you giggle?) spurns the Spears back to former grrrl-power.

 

Get a sitter, sister-friend. I think your career (hell, your entire life) just got a jump start.

 

 

p.s. I promise not to mention that any marriage that begins with “Pimps” and “Maids” sweats has a curse bigger than any concert tour earnings. Seriously, mouth zipped, Brit. I swear.

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