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Wednesday
Nov082006

PC-Brit sez buh-bye

DateWednesday, November 8, 2006

All I can say about this latest celebreakity is:

 

Oh. Thank. God.

 

 

I hope someone – your BFF, your clearly over-worked
publicist, your mama – had a good, old fashioned heart-to-heart with you and
that losing Fed-Ex (doesn’t that just make you giggle?) spurns the Spears back
to former grrrl-power.

 

Get a sitter, sister-friend. I think your career (hell, your
entire life) just got a jump start.

 

 

p.s. I promise not to mention that any marriage that begins
with “Pimps” and “Maids” sweats has a curse bigger than any concert tour
earnings. Seriously, mouth zipped, Brit. I swear.

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