This is not a shoe blog: We interrupt all this gratitude to SQUEEE!

Oh my, oh my. These shoes. These shoes. I am pretty sure I am going to win these shoes, if not in this contest then in my divorce. That shouldn't be a problem, right? It shouldn't be any problem at all adding them into the pile of unpaid bills, 401K division and daycare expenses...right?

Noooo. I am sure the Almost Ex will be delighted to fund a pair of fanfuckingphenomenal red velvet ankle strap shoes. OK, half. I am sure he will be fine going halfsies. They are worn by Lady Sarah Ashley, which pretty much makes it fate. Yes, I feel sure that I am supposed to go into my single life without a wedding ring and with these shoes.

Blahblahblah blessings. For the moment, I am grateful just to imagine how I might rule the world in these shoes. Not that ruling the world is contingent upon limited edition vintage-inspired velvet heels. But damn, will my powers of good get a little kick up in these numbers.

And back to reality: How long do you you think it will take Isaac Mizrahi to make knock-offs of these babies?

Comments

[sweatpantsmom]

My, those are purty. But I'd rather have the trip to Australia. Hey - I'll split the prize with you.

[furiousball]

those shoes are no good to play softball in, i'd totally screw them up with one slide into third.

[Julie]

If I win, I'll give you the shoes. :)

[daruma]

I registered too and would gladly give you the shoes. Ferragamo, nice. Did you know I used to work at a shoe store?

[Deidre]

Those shoes are HOT, good luck in the contest :)

[Jollie]

look like fire and ice to me!