Where are my pasties when I really need them?

Just when I'm beginning to get past my BlogHerxhaustion, Bruce and I are leaving for our very first adults-only vacation to (cue the lights)Vegas, baby.
Not to worry, I've purchased a pair of adorable flats (I know! How adult of me, right?) so as not to become one giant throbbing blistered Band Aid on the strip (ewww).
Lil E's off to Camp Grandma & Grandpa. We will be there with our married people BFFs and I'm hoping not to freak them out too much by mentioning the va-va-Vegas shows that my burlesque teacher told me I must see. I've gotten that look when I mentioned packing my laptop into my carry on. So it looks like you may just have to wait for boozed up, glitterati, boas, smoldering hot,daddies over-casinoed and mommies poolside pictures, sweets.
Until then, I will leave some Lifetime Channel-like programming for you to enjoy.
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