We interrupt this Thursday for two bits of Onion goodness

Before we all get all weepy over Grey's tonight (what will happen with Izzy and George after all???), I thought it would be good to get a nice, hearty laugh in courtesy The Onion.

If you, head-shakingly like me, have actually had a crush on a smarty fancy pants guy who turned out to be far from the Venti Coffee of the Day with 18 sugars you hoped he'd be:

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—"I normally have some Earl Grey in the morning," said Baumer, referring to the tea named after a guy who ran around England in a wig and fruity tights.

If you, pathetically like me, have actually heard the words "you should never get so thin that you lose your tits" come out of a man/hook-up/boyfriend/husband/frat dick's mouth, read on:

Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness

Avoiding eating in order to improve your appearance is part of being a woman, and it's natural for a woman to devote all of her time to achieving...

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[zoe]

HA!!! I now love onions.