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We interrupt this Thursday for two bits of Onion goodness

Before we all get all weepy over Grey's tonight (what will happen with Izzy and George after all???), I thought it would be good to get a nice, hearty laugh in courtesy The Onion.

If you, head-shakingly like me, have actually had a crush on a smarty fancy pants guy who turned out to be far from the Venti Coffee of the Day with 18 sugars you hoped he'd be:

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

The Onion

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—"I normally have some Earl Grey in the morning," said Baumer, referring to the tea named after a guy who ran around England in a wig and fruity tights.

If you, pathetically like me, have actually heard the words "you should never get so thin that you lose your tits" come out of a man/hook-up/boyfriend/husband/frat dick's mouth, read on:

Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness

The Onion

Women Have To Stop Starving Themselves Past The Point Of Hotness

Avoiding eating in order to improve your appearance is part of being a woman, and it's natural for a woman to devote all of her time to achieving...

The Onion

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Reader Comments (1)

HA!!! I now love onions.
November 9, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterzoe

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