Linkety Dinkety Doo: Holiday hors d'oeuvres

I am sequestering myself today with CDs playing the old-fashioned way (in the laptop) to help myself ease into some last-minute deadlines (and what deadlines aren't?) so I can travel guilt-free tomorrow to Indiana for the holiday. We will be crammed into the car (again) with my parents, my grandmother and a giant bag of snacks and sippy cups and lots more
methamphetimines Dramamine and extra large Dunkin' Donuts coffee for the road, but dammit, I will be done with this deadline.
While mama's working, just turn on an hour or four of SuperWhy, dig into a bag of Doritos laced with high fructose corn syrup and orange fucking powder that will never ever come out of that thirty dollar toddler onesie and hush take a peek at a little of the buzz we at Strollerderby have planted in the blogo this week. And yes, this totally counts as a NaBloPoMo post, albeit lazy. And by lazy I mean, centering on my priorities and whip-crackin' productive, people.
For all you suckahfools flying today.
For all you who courageously hold on to the notion that there are innovations in potty training.
For those of you who take the whole crunchy granola thing just a tad too far.