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First came the Bugaboo, then came the Hushamok. Damn you, Euro designers for invading my cervix's sense of style.

DateFriday, November 23, 2007

Forgottohavechildren
People! I'm nearly un-married. Please don't make a mama's ovaries flip like this. It is way premature. Way, way premature and way, way outside the budget. Even with the shoe allotment added in.

Would it be weird to put a three-year old in one of these? Or maybe get it for the neighbor kid and just stare longingly through their back door at its tres moderne-ness? Anyone want to strike some kind of sick baby-lust deal?

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Reader Comments (4)

Holy Crap...do you realize how much easier it would have fit next to the king size bed we've crammed into our mini-master bedroom?!? The pack 'n' play bassinet just looks like a big old dinosaur compared to that thing...
November 23, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSarah
OMG that thing is freakin awesome. considering i am working on becoming unmarried and am advanced maternal age and all...my uterus is aching. i need a sperm donor. quick!
November 24, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterzoe
Do they make one in my size?
November 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKaren
Do they make one in my size?
November 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

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